Super Mario 64: Damned
The story of “Super Mario 64: Damned” opens up with a man and his girlfriend looking to buy a Nintendo 64 and a copy of Mario’s first 3D outing. The man’s uncle owns a video game store, so they went there and found both a Nintendo 64 and the last copy of Super Mario 64 sitting in a bin. But before they left to go play, his uncle explained that roughly 15 different people already bought that same game and console, but they all returned it back to him. Three of those people warned him that they were evil devices made in hell, which the couple ignored against their better judgement.
Eager to start playing, they dived into their new video game. Upon seeing four old save files, they attempted to delete them. However, each time they tried to do so, the game retaliated with a high pitched scream. After cleaning the cartridge of dust in an attempt to solve this problem, they found that the save files were all gone. So, they started a new game and found that everything was back to normal.
But unfortunately, once they got back to the castle, they heard the loud pitch screaming once more. Once it stopped, they looked up at the TV and noticed that they were at a twisted version of Big Boo’s Haunt filled with a bunch of figures hanging from the ceiling. While exploring, one of those figures fell down:
It was a depiction of Mario… with a noose around his neck. We both yelled out and I dropped the controller on the floor; I moved back as quickly as possible. Mario’s clothes were ripped all over, exposing several parts of his body. Underneath the clothes we could make out stab wounds from either a knife or a dagger which more than likely caused the blood splatter all over his skin and remaining clothing. But the most grotesque part of the image were his eyelids and mouth, sewn shut with blood trickling down his cheeks and chin. I was appalled at the gruesome sight, my heart was racing, and I would swear to this day that at the moment the dead Mario fell from the top of the screen that I heard something run into my bedroom. All of the hung figures were of Mario, all the exact same, with eyelids and mouth sown shut and stab wounds all over their bodies. I worked up all the courage I could muster, I again unplugged the N64, which turned off, but not at that instant. Before the TV screen went black the hung Mario’s face, underneath his sewn lips… was smirking at us.
After seeing this grotesque image, the girlfriend unplugged the system and said that they need to get rid of it in the morning. She went upstairs to fall asleep, but the man was compelled to keep playing. When he plugged the system back in, it turned itself back on and the save files that were deleted were back! Upon opening file 4, he saw Mario laying in a pool of his own blood. After quickly getting out of the file, he tried file 3 and was greeted to an image of Mario being strangled by his own tongue.
File 2 was no better, as he saw a depiction of Peach and Toad with their skin ripped off inside a demented version of the castle. A black mass began to wrap a noose around Mario’s neck, and tortured him by sewing his eyelids and mouth shut. He was brought back to the title screen once Mario died, except this time, the floating Mario head shown was the same one from file 2; it was lifeless and had the same creepy smirk from before.
At this point, the man debated if he should continue, but his curiosity got the better of him. He needed to find out what was in that last file. So, he once again went to Big Boo’s Haunt and came across another figure hanging from the ceiling, which was different from all the others. Upon examining it, he became shocked:
That man, in all of his pain, was me. He let out a scream, something haunting and bone shilling, a wail like nothing that I had ever heard. The screen began to flicker and turn to static, I tried to turn off the system, I tried to unplug it and nothing worked, the TV wouldn’t even turn off. I saw my corpse through the static burning as it’s haunting wail had yet to cease. Mario turned his head 180 degrees and looked at the screen, and with a smirk on his face let out a wail just like I did. My head began to hurt and throb, I fell to the floor, and the last thing that I remember from that night was seeing a black mass hovering over me.